Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

haha

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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