MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I enjoy Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops