Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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