- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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