- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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