- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Men

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

The Oakland Raiders

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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