- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Why?

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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