Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Lewis

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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