- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

you know whats not funny white boards.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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