- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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