- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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