- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??