- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

How did th-A fridge.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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