a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

chirs

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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