A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Black People

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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