Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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