Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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your mom is so fat.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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