Emily Walker.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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jibby jobby

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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