- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Women's Rights.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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