Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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I am dyslexic

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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