- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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