Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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