- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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