What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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