- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Women's rights

Knock knock open

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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