Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

guest what i love pancakes

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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