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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

I love you

silver bullet?

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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