- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

why did the man die? he had cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Oh, go away

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Womens rights.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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