- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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