- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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