Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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