- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Ms Leong Sux

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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