- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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