- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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