- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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