Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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