- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

baloney sandwich

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Sex vagina. lol.

HURT

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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