- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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