- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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