- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Women's rights.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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