- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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