Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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White NBA players.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What is the difference?

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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