tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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