A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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