What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Amazing

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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42

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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PENIS lol

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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-knock knock! -doors open

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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