Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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