A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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