- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Dumbledore dies.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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