- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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