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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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