Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Dumbledore dies.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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