- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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