- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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