- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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