- Anti Joke

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.