How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I'm homeless.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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