how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I'm homeless.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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