"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

they told me not to write here but i did

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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