- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Once, I went to Peru.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

a skinny sumo wrestler

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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