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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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