Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Manchester City

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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