- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

all your base are belong to mark

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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