- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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