- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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