Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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