What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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