- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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