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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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