Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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The queen having a shit

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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