- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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