How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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