Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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drew edminstin is a rat

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Suck pussy

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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