- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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