- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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