Sex vagina. lol.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Y u do dis?

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

belly button

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

non poop

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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