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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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