- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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