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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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