- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Today is March 22.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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