why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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