- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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