- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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