What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Anti Joke

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