- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what's white and sticky semen

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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