- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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