- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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