- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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