- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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