How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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are u black unlucky

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I agree

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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