Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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penis in the camel

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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