- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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