- Anti Joke

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack