- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Jack Stevens

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

This sentance contains three errers

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer