- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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