what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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