- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Turkeys are obese

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Women's Rights

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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