your skull would make a nice pen holder

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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