- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Asian women drivers...

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Your mother is so fat.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

what's the difference between a duck?

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