- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

it's funny because it's funny

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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