- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

womens rights

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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