- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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