How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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