Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What's two plus two? Window

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Justin beiber..

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