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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Where's my tractor?

dry handjob

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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