why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Try it Yourself »

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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