- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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