what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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