- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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