- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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