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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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