Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What? Yes.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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all the kids had fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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