Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

The truth is he loves her!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

My Boyfriend

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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